i'll be here

Apr 22

armadillo:

Im buysexual, you buy me food, i become sexual

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iwishihadafather:

im going on tour you guys! here are my tour dates:

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tupacabra:

introductory paragraph of my essay:

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bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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Mar 25

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paradisaic:

all I do anymore is sleep, feel bad for myself, and take selfies

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Mar 22

99 percent sure my soulmate is a piece of pizza.