(Source: whatwouldcarriesay, via whensitmyturn)
all I do anymore is sleep, feel bad for myself, and take selfies
(Source: the-simple-life-fan, via nickel-nickel-nine)
99 percent sure my soulmate is a piece of pizza.
Today is going really great
I’m not saying I’d have sex for some chinese food
but if you had chinese food i’d have sex with you for it
(Source: babygoatsandfriends, via steviekae)